Sunday, July 31, 2011

Wine for senior citizens

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.

 
NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not...
New Wine for Seniors
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California vintners in the
Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

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PINO MORE




I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
 
I just could not help it.
 
                           Sorry !

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

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Saturday, July 23, 2011

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Slow Dance, please read

    

Slow 
Dance 


This 
is a poem 
written by a teenager with cancer.

She wants to 
see how many 
people get her poem. 

It is quite the poem 
Please pass it  
on.

This 

poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a 
New York 

Hospital.

It was sent 
by

a medical doctor - 
Make sure to read what is in the closing statement 
AFTER THE 
POEM.


SLOW DANCE

Have you ever 
watched 
kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to 
the 
rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a 

butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the 
fading 
night?

You better slow down.

Don't 
dance so 
fast.

Time is short.

The music 
won't 
last.

Do you run through each day

On 
the 
fly?


When you ask How are you?

Do you hear 
the 
reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie 
in your 
bed

With the next hundred chores 


Running through 
your head?

You'd better 
slow down

Don't dance so 
fast.

Time is 
short.

The music won't 
last.

Ever told your 
child, 

We'll do it 
tomorrow?

And in your 
haste,

Not see 
his

sorrow?

Ever lost 
touch,

Let a good 
friendship die 

Cause you 
never had time 

To call 
and say,'Hi'

You'd 
better slow down.

Don't dance 
so fast.

Time 
is short.

The music won't 
last..

When you run 
so fast to get somewhere

You 
miss half the fun of getting 
there.

When you worry and hurry 
through your 
day,

It is like an unopened 
gift....

Thrown 
away.

Life is not a 
race.


Do take it 
slower

Hear the 
music

Before the song is 
over.

------------ 
-------- 

FORWARDED 
E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL 
COUNT.

Dear All: 
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know - 
even to those you don't 
know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon 
leave this world 
due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left 
to live, 
and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to 

live their life to the fullest, since she never will. 


She'll 
never make it to prom, graduate from high school, 
or get married and have a 
family of her own.

By you sending 
this to as many people as 
possible, you can give her and her family a 
little hope, because with every name 
that this is sent to, The American 
Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name 
to her treatment and recovery 
plan.. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know 
that we can at least send 
it to 5 or 6. It's
not even your money, just 
your 
time!

PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST. 


10461




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Friday, July 22, 2011

He folds money and Lives in a "garbage truck"!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
This guy does origami with dollar bills and lives in a converted garbage truck.  Be Sure you scroll to the end of this e-mail to look at photos of inside his truck!  Won Park is the master of Origami.  He is also called the "money folder", a practitioner of origami whose canvas is the United States One Dollar Bill.   
Bending, twisting, and folding, he creates life-like shapes in stunning detail.
 

One Dollar        Fish

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One Dollar      Butterfly

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One Dollar        Camera

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Two Dollars               Battle Tank

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Two Dollars        Chinese Dragon

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One Dollar      Crab 

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One Dollar        Dolphin

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Two Dollars         Jacket

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Two Dollars         Spider

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One Dollar         Scorpion 

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One Dollar       Bat

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One Dollar     Toilet Bowl



One Dollar      Penguin

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One Dollar      Shark

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One Dollar     Jet

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One Dollar         Hammer Head Shark

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This
is wild ****    He lives in a garbage truck!

You have to look at this truck


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Navy Seals

The Sailor Pictured Below Is, Navy Petty Officer,PO2  (Petty Officer, Second Class)  EOD2 (Explosive Ordnance Disposal, Second Class)

"MIKE MONSOOR"  April 5th, 1981 ~ September 29th, 2009

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Mike Monsoor, Was Awarded "The Congressional Medal Of Honor" Last Week, For Giving His Life In   Iraq  , As He Jumped On, And Covered With His Body, A Live Hand Grenade, Saving The Lives Of A Large Group Of Navy Seals That Was Passing By!

~

During Mike Monsoor's Funeral, At Ft. Rosecrans National Cemetery , In San Diego , California ..The Six Pallbearers Removed The Rosewood Casket From The Hearse, And Lined Up On Each Side Of Mike Monsoor's Casket Were His Family Members, Friends, Fellow Sailors, And Well-wishers.

The Column Of People Continued From The Hearse, All The Way To The Grave Site.

What The Group Didn't Know At The Time Was, Every Navy Seal (45 To Be Exact) That Mike Monsoor Saved That Day Was Scattered Through-Out The Column!

~

As The Pallbearers Carried The Rosewood Casket Down The Column Of People To The Grave Side.

The Column Would Collapse..Which Formed A Group Of People That Followed Behind.

~

Every Time The Rosewood Casket Passed A Navy Seal, He Would Remove His Gold Trident Pin From His Uniform, And Slap It Down Hard, Causing The Gold Trident Pin To Embed Itself Into The Top Of The Wooden Casket!

Then The Navy Seal Would Step Back From The Column, And Salute!

~
Now For Those, Who Don't Know What A Trident Pin Is, Here Is The Definition!

~

After One Completes The Basic Navy Seals Program Which Lasts For Three Weeks, And Is Followed By Seal Qualification Training, Which Is 15 More Weeks Of Training, Necessary To Continue Improving Basic Skills And To Learn New Tactics And Techniques, Required For An Assignment To A Navy Seal Platoon.

After successful completion, Trainees Are Given Their Naval Enlisted Code, And Are Awarded The Navy Seal Trident Pin.

With This Gold Pin They Are Now Officially Navy Seals!

It Was Said, That You Could Hear Each Of The 45 Slaps From Across The Cemetery!

By The Time The Rosewood Casket Reached The Grave Site, It Looked As Though It Had A Gold Inlay From The 45 Trident Pins That Lined The Top!  

This Was A Fitting End To An Eternal Send-Off For A Warrior Hero!

This Should Be Front-Page News!

Instead Of The Garbage We Listen To And See Every Day.
~

Here's A Good Idea!

Since The Main Stream Media Won't Make This News.


Then We Choose To Make It News By Forwarding It.


~
I Am Proud Of All The Branches Of Our Military..

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

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Monday, July 18, 2011

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Sunday, July 17, 2011

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