Kat's Blog: September 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

My girlfriend wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up, or the Statue of Liberty. Which one do you think she should go for?

I think she should become a Norwegian Blue. They have beautiful plumage.

Ask me anything

If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so you never had to do it again, what would it be?

Shave

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One phrase or word that a lot of people say,but that you actually hate?

Awesome. Very overused.

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If you could tell your 16 year old self one thing to be cautious of in the future what would it be?

Myself

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Capt. Walking the Dog

Laughter a day is good for the soul! :-)

:WALKING THE DOG:

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly
Underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said,"Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete stand still when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses!

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story.....
Have a great day and remember....
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR .
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

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Friday, September 23, 2011

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2-WAY GLASS MIRROR

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, Motel etc.
With a mirror or a 2-way glass?
Here's how: thought it was quite interesting! And I Know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did And find the nearest mirror.
Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and Gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed This on.
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, Changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure That the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall Is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (I.e.,They can see you, but you can't see them)? There have Been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in
Female changing rooms . It is very difficult to Positively identify the surface by looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty What type of mirror we are looking at?
Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your Fingernail against the reflective surface and if there Is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the Nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. (see below image)

MIRROR IMAGE

However, if your Fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, Then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (see below image)

2 - WAY GLASS IMAGE

"No Space, Leave the Place" So remember, every time You see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't Cost you anything.
REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place:
Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, Daughters, etc.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, Daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

ROR (you'll understand later)

OMG! I was eating lunch and almost spit it out...I was laughing so hard!! ...IMAGE #5...ROR!!!

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Model of San Francisco

AMAZING, JAW-DROPPING MODEL OF

SAN FRANCISCO

You've probably made model houses out of Popsicle sticks with your children. This man made a model of the entire city of San Francisco. And

he decided to use toothpicks. He used more than 100,000 toothpicks, and it took 35 years to build. Not only is it huge, you can take multiple tours using little plastic balls.

Prepare to be amazed.