Tequila

Careful of That Tequila.     A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in  it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money  in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you  get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new  Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks,  "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first,"  says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over  a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the  jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to  do:   First -  You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less,  and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the backwith a bad  tooth.  You have to remove that tooth with your bare  hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never  had sex.  You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned!  "I know I paid my $10  -- but I'm not an idiot!  I won't do it!  You'd have to be  nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other  things!" "Your call," says the  bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the  man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn  tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with  both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears  stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in  58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit  bull chained to a pole.  Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud  growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then  nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he  staggers back into the bar.  His clothes are ripped to shreds and  he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.   He  drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad  tooth?"

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